Humour of the Month

Courtesy of Peter FitzSimons

From the Edinburgh Fringe Festival (August 2017)

“A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the damn oil! We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in Bass Strait, east Queensland Shale Fields, Canning Basin, Perth Basin and North-West Continental Shelf. Our DIPSTICKS are located in Canberra!”